Resolved: once a month for as long as they are in office, the President of the United States, the Speaker of the House, and the Majority Leader of the Senate must dress in disguises and ride the entire route of the 9 San Bruno during rush hour.*
*Amendment 1: The 71 San Pablo in Oakland may count as an acceptable alternative.**
**Amendment 2: Each month, they must take turns fulfilling this obligation with a baby in a stroller.