Twin screw.
Boats outta water
Waiting on a boat.
Pro tip: don’t microwave your leftover olallie berry pie on high for two minutes.
“Roses are red and violets are purple. Sugar is sweet and so’s maple syrple.”
—Jean Baudrillard
Every year hundreds of masochists, I mean marathon runners go by my place. Back in the day, the crackheads used to cheer them on.
Oh that’s where it went.
““Cangaço is the name given to a form of “social banditry” in the Northeast of Brazil in late 19th and early 20th centuries. In a reaction against land owners and the government, many men and women decided to become nomadic bandits, roaming the hinterlands seeking money, food and revenge
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“Because of the heat and the absence of water some cangaceiros wore French perfume which they stole from rich people’s houses, and used in large quantities””
Money, food, and revenge. And awesome hats. And French perfume.